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Monday, June 30, 2008

Happy Canada Day!

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Hope everyone enjoys the long weekend!

Friday, June 27, 2008

In The News: Italian architect plans the world's 1st 'building in motion' in Dubai

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As if the architecture here wasn't already over the top enough, an Italian 'visionary' has announced the launch of the world's first rotating skyscraper. I received this article in my inbox today:
Italian architect plans the world's 1st 'building in motion' in Dubai
By David Caruso
The Associated Press Tue Jun 24, 9:34 PM NEW YORK
K, stop right there. A quick search on Google shows that this is not the first time a 'moving building' has been thought of; there is (apparently) a rotating building under construction in Dubai called Times Residences which is (apparently) scheduled for completion in 2009 as reported in The Gulf News . I have not heard about this until now so it may well have gotten as far as the announcement stage and then quietly ended up on the cutting room floor. An announcement is just that, an announcement and (surprise surprise!) not everything on the internet is true. But continuing on with the article:

Is it real or science fiction? An Italian architect said he is poised to start construction on a new skyscraper in Dubai that will be "the world's first building in motion," an 80-storey tower with revolving floors that give it an ever-shifting shape.

Speaking at a news conference in New York on Tuesday, the building's designer, David Fisher, declared that his tower will revolutionize the way skyscrapers are made - a claim that might strike some as excessively bold.



Fisher declined to say exactly where in Dubai the tower will be built or when site work might begin. He insisted, however, that factory production is set to start within weeks and that the tower, which will contain office space, a luxury hotel and apartments, will be complete by 2010.

If I may interject again ... me thinks that if they actually had a site nailed down, they would be announcing that ... loudly ... that's part of the hype of Real Estate marketing. They don't have a site. Ya kinda need one of those if you're gonna build a building, dude! So if you don't yet have a site and you won't (or can't) announce when construction will begin, might be a bit premature to fire up the production line. And good luck with that 2010 completion date! I've seen the way things work here, won't even have permits by 2010.

And if the building is in Dubai, why is he announcing it in New York?
Fisher acknowledges that he is not well known, has never built a skyscraper before and hasn't practised architecture regularly in decades.
Further down in the article, it says that he graduated from the University of Florence in 1976 so if he hasn't practiced Architecture in "decades" that means, well, pretty much most of his career. His bio on his website says:

INFINITY Design company is Dr. Fisher's architectural office that is located in Florence however Dr. Fisher cannot be considered an architect in the traditional sense of the word.

Translation: he's not really an Architect.
Back to the David Caruso article:

But he insisted his lack of experience wouldn't stop him from completing the project, which has attracted top design talent, including Leslie Robertson, the structural engineer for the World Trade Center and the Shanghai World Financial Centre.

"I did not design skyscrapers, but I feel ready to do so," Fisher said.

Hmmm, he "feels" ready ... anyone getting the warm and fuzzies?
Even the method of construction would be unorthodox. Fisher said each floor will be prefabricated in an Italian factory, then shipped to the site to be attached to the core.
Unorthodox? Not really.

First of all, most building components are already fabricated in a shop somewhere and transported to site, especially in North America where pre-engineered steel and wood construction are common. Granted, this is less the case in the UAE where cast-in-place concrete is more commonly used so perhaps there is some merit to this but its hardly 'revolutionary' thinking.

Secondly, the aforementioned Times Residences which is the same damb concept -- a pre-fab, rotating structure -- was proposing the same damb idea 2 years ago. But for whatever reason, this 'Architect' has dubbed it "the Fisher Method" on his website which strikes me as a wee bit egotistical.

This building is being touted as an enviromental marvel with wind turbines and solar panels and I'm all for sustainable buildings. However, I've read that the effectiveness of what he's proposing is questionable and any carbon foot-print savings of fabricating virtually an entire building in a shop in Italy are negated when that building is subsequently transported around the world to it's final destination. But perhaps someone who is more eco-savvy than I can shed some light on that.

The conclusion of the article and the pièce de résistance:

Skeptics might question Fisher's credentials to pull off the job.

In a biography he had been distributing for months, he said he graduated from the University of Florence in 1976, came to New York in the mid-1980s and later developed hotels and ran a company that specialized in stone and prefabricated construction materials.

The biography also said he received an honorary doctorate from "the Prodeo Institute at Columbia University in New York." No such institution exists, however, and Columbia said it had never awarded Fisher an honorary degree.

Asked to explain the discrepancy, Fisher said, through his New York publicists, that he had been awarded the degree by the Catholic University of Rome during a ceremony in 1994 held at the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine, which is near Columbia's campus.

Asked again to clarify the name of the school that conferred the degree, Fisher's publicists said in an e-mail that "Dr. Fisher did receive an honorary doctorate in economics from Pre Deo University, but it has been removed from his bio because he wants to be entirely accurate and cannot be with this information."

Huh? An honorary doctorate in Economics?! But on second thought, its starting to make sense ... let's crunch some rough numbers here:

Estimated construction cost: $700,000,000 according to the article (I would assume that's US$). Architects fees on a $700M project at, let's say 4% = $28M ... not too shabby! Not being a "real" Architect in Dubai is not an obstacle (I am an 'Architect' in Dubai but sadly, no 28 mil for me ... guess I shoulda fudged my CV.)

But there's more:

I would suggest that he has a sizable stake in this project. All he has to do now is convince a few other investors that this is a good thing and he's got himself a peach (whether the project flies or not)! After all, it's Dubai and real estate is hot hot hot!

An 80-storey building selling for $3000 per square foot (a pretty penny even in the UAE), the smallest suite being 1,330 sf studios. I did a little guestimating based on the fuzzy floor plan jpeg shown on the Dynamic Architecture website, I am conservatively estimating 12,000 square feet per floor of saleable space.

80 storeys X 12,000 sf per floor X $3000 per sf = $2,880,000,000. Yup, there's 10 digits there! Even when you deduct out the cost of the land (which I speculate does not yet exist) but *suppose* that doubled the up front costs to $1.4B, that is still more than 100% ROI.

Me thinks that this Dr. Fisher dude is a better economist than he is an 'Architect'. It all smells a little fishy but if he succeeds in finding capital and succeeds in getting "the world's first building in motion" actually built ... well, I'll believe it when I see it.

In the meantime, I will be doubling my hard earned dollars (and dirhams) by folding them in half and putting them back in my wallet. I've just invested an afternoon researching this blog post and that's as much of an investment as I am willing to make into this scam ... I mean, scheme.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Borderless Workforce

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Read the entire article on the Forbes website. Some excerpts ...

Manpower Inc. Research Reveals Competing Agendas of Employers and Jobseekers, With 37% of Individuals Willing to Relocate Anywhere in the World for a Better Career, While 31% of Employers Are Worried About Talent Migrating Abroad

MILWAUKEE, June 24 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Manpower Inc. (NYSE: MAN) released today the results of its Borderless Workforce survey of nearly 28,000 employers across 27 countries and territories revealing that 31% of employers worldwide are concerned about the impact on the labor market from talent leaving their country to work abroad. A parallel Relocating for Work survey by Manpower revealed that 37% of individuals would be willing to relocate anywhere in the world for a better career. The survey gathered responses from more than 31,000 people in 27 individual labor markets worldwide.
The Top 10 Preferred Destinations Top 10 Source Countries for for Work Foreign Talent 1. United States 1. China 2. United Kingdom 2. United States 3. Spain 3. India 4. Canada 4. United Kingdom 5. Australia 5. Germany 6. United Arab Emirates 6. Japan 7. France 7. Spain 8. Italy 8. France 9. Germany 9. Canada 10. Argentina 10. Poland Employers expressed concern about the potential negative impact on the labor market from talent leaving their country to work abroad. These concerns are most prevalent in: Peru (82%), Argentina (66%), South Africa (65%), Taiwan (64%), India (57%) and New Zealand (52%). The exodus of talent is least concerning to employers in China (1%), Ireland (7%), Switzerland (12%), Japan (12%), the Netherlands (13%) and the U.S. (14%).

Monday, June 23, 2008

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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My 3-month anniversary in UAE is coming up soon. Some reflections so far:

Top Five Good things about Dubai:

5: Petty crime is rare as is random violence. I feel pretty safe almost anywhere I go. Outside of Dubai is a bit less comfortable though, where the more traditional beliefs are the way of life. It can be a little unnerving when it is ALL men around the public places. I myself have not experienced anything dangerous but I've heard stories.

4: I am more up on the news in Canada than I was when I lived there! I make a point of checking the CBC website every day.

3: When the hot season is over, I think the weather will be nothing less than phenomenal!

2: Chivalry is not dead. Men will almost always hold the door open or, when leaving an elevator, the females always exit first. And forget about doing anything yourself! If there is even a hint that it may require some effort and there is a man in the vicinty, he will more than likely jump up to assist! It is quite nice.

1: Never a dull moment! Lovin' the adventure.

Top Five Not-So-Good things about Dubai:

5: The sun goes down at 7pm-ish. By the time I leave the office, the daylight is gone.

4: Work days are also longer than Canada - 9 hours. That extra hour makes the day seem a lot longer and I feel like I work way more than I did before.

3: People have no qualms about butting into the queue. Just tonight at the gas station, I stopped to buy bottled water and some wealthy lookin' white dude steps right up to the front, waving his money at the clerk all the while talking on his mobile. I'd say it gives us white ex-pats a bad stereotype but people of all walks of life do it.

2: There is an inverse relationship between outside temperature and inside temperature -- the hotter the forecast, the more likely I will need my sweater. Air conditioning is a God-sent but goes a little overboard in compensating for the heat! Indoors gets down-right chilly!

1: Traffic. Especially traffic in and out of International City (the neighbourhood where I live.) There is only one way out so you can imagine the chaos at rush hour! But the chaos of leaving doesn't compare to the out-right mayhem of entering! Until recently, the only entry was a long and winding route behind the Dragonmart mall that funnelled three lanes of traffic down to one lane right at a speed bump ... very congested. Now there is a second, shorter route however this one runs right through the middle of a gas station! Don't know who thought that would be a good idea but it takes mayhem to a whole new level!

Top Five Quirky things about Dubai:

5: Time is a strange concept to the Emiratis. For meetings or appointments, they may show up late (or not at all), they answer their phone in the middle of a conversation. I believe it is attributed to their heritage. After all, only one generation ago, most Emiratis were tribes living in small villages or in the dessert or out at sea where time has no meaning.

4: There is a shortage of coins so anytime you buy something and pay with bills, if the change will require more than 2 dirham coins, the clerk will almost always ask if you have any change. If they don't have the right change in coinage, you may or may not get back the exact amount. Given that 1 dirham is about 30-odd cents, it really doesn't matter much. Sometimes you get more, sometimes you get less, it all comes out in the wash.

3: The wash-machine I have is a very small front-load model. One bath-towel by itself is one load. Even still, when it gets to the spin cycle, the big wet heavy towel is almost more than the machine can handle, the machine starts to vibrate and clang and jump around, sometimes bounces it's way right out into the kitchen!!! I call it the "mosh-machine" :-)

2: Some men gawk. An alien from Mars would probably get less stares than a tall blonde white woman. Driving along side a bus load of workers, there will be a row of curious faces all glued up against the windows.

1: Rarely do the UAE nationals mix with ex-pats. On the other hand, the Indian and Pakistani populations are vast and sociable and I work closely with a few Lebanese and Iraqis. I have learned as much or more about the cultures in India, Pakistan, Lebanon and Iraq than I have about the indigious peoples of UAE.

Top Five things I miss about home:

5: My dryer. I don't have one here, only the aforementioned "mosh-machine". My high-tech dryer consists of a wire rack and a towel where I lay out my laundry to air-dry. A couple of problems with this: things do not get soft and fresh, they are crunchy and musty (it is quite humid here now so things are slow to dry.) I rarely (if ever!) used my iron at home, I simply threw an article of clothing in the dryer for 5 minutes on high heat and ... voila! ... wrinkle free. Here I have to pull out the ironing board. Ugh!

4:My chiropractor. I needed an adjustment in a big way. But I went to see a chiropractor this morning who did a great job of cracking my bones. I think he's a keeper :-) He was trained in Canada and uses a lot of the same techniques as my last chiropractor (who was excellent -- Dr Cain, Fish Creek Chiropractic Clinic).

3: My hairdresser ... every 6 to 8 weeks.

2: My nephew and nieces. My nephew turned 10 on the weekend. I called a couple of times, he was out doing birthday stuff but I had a nice little chat with each of the girls. When we were about to hang up, my 7 year old niece said, "Bye Aunty. See you when I'm 9!"

1: My Sweetie. He's also a keeper :-) The distance creates some challenges but that's to be expected. We chat frequently on Yahoo and email. He is tentatively planning on coming for an extended visit this fall.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

To My Favorite Nephew ...

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Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Tyyyyylerrrrrrr!
Happy Birthday to you.
And many more!
Lots of love from Aunty in De-boo :-)

Friday, June 20, 2008

The Hoopoe

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I was walking to work one morning and I spotted one of these interesting little creatures. In surfing around, I found out that it is a 'Hoopoe' because of the song it sings and it is a year round resident of these here parts. It was recently voted Israel's national bird to coincide with the 60th anniversary celebrations.

The one I saw was about the size of a robin so probably smaller than normal. I watched it for a few minutes, it did the usual bird things, puffed up its head crest when it saw me and eventually flew away. I read that it is capable of squirting fecal matter at intruders so next time I see one, note to self to keep out of range!

Wikipedia
MSNBC

Disclaimer: I did not take the photo above, I got it from the internet and I would give credit to whomever took the picture if I knew who that was.

Well, so much for that 50 Dirhams

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In the office football (soccer) pool for the Euro2008, I got Portugal (it was a random draw, ya know that I wouldn't have a clue who to pick on my own.) I had high hopes but it was not to be. They were knocked out of the tournament yesterday by Germany. Bummer!
CBC Sports

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Good Advice

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I read an article today about a super-centarian, a 115-year old lady from the Netherlands. The quote at the end made me laugh:

Asked what advice she would give to people who want to live a long time, she once quipped: "Keep breathing."
'Nuff said.
Yahoo News

Monday, June 16, 2008

*** Updated*** In the News: 'Terrorism' threat in UAE high, UK says

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Update June 18, 2008:
This announcement has been pretty much a non-event here. Seems the the UK was the only country to issue this warning and there doesn't seem to be much by way of credible evidence to justify the upgrade at this time. So all is well in the UAE ... for now.
The Gulf News interviews UK expats.
The Gulf News interviews UAE officials

And in other news (which I'm sure is completely unrelated to the recent warnings of terrorism), President George W. Bush is visiting the UK this week on his 'farewell tour'.
The Times Online



My original post:
This warning was issued by the UK and seems to be echoed by the Australians, at least that's what my preliminary research tells me. It is in the media here as well but not as much as you'd think.

'Terrorism' threat in UAE high, UK says
by Sean Cronin on Monday, 16 June 2008
From ArabianBusiness.com


The threat of terrorism in the UAE has been upgraded to "high" by the UK in guidance to citizens travelling and living abroad.

The guidance, last updated on Saturday, previously stated that there was a “general” threat.

"We believe terrorists may be planning to carry out attacks in the UAE," the Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) said on its website.

The FCO warned that terrorists could target places frequented by expatriates and foreign travellers such as residential compounds, military, oil, transport and aviation interests.

"Attacks could be indiscriminate and could happen at any time," it said.

The FCO said people should "maintain a high level of security awareness, particularly in public places".

However, the FCO said the "vast majority" of visits to the UAE were "trouble-free", adding that the main type of incidents involving British nationals were arrests or detentions related to alcohol or drugs.

A British Embassy spokesperson told Arabian Business the UK was not advising people to change their travel plans.

“We issue travel guidance for every country and it is constantly updated,” Simon Goldsmith said in a telephone interview on Monday.

“Threat levels tend to go up and down and essentially what we are doing is advising British travellers and residents to maintain their level of security awareness.

"What we are not doing and I underline ‘not’, is advising people to change their travel plans.”

The FCO said there was "general" threat of terrorism in the other five Gulf states, except Saudi Arabia which also has a "high" terrorism threat level.

Excluding Saudi Arabia, terrorist attacks in the Gulf are rare. According to the FCO, the only incident of note was a suicide-bomb attack on March 19, 2005 outside the Doha Players’ Theatre in Qatar. One British national was killed and at least 12 other people were injured.

The Government of Canada website says there is "no official warning" for the UAE however it is rated as "Exercise High Degree of Caution" and goes on to say,

There have been credible reports that terrorists may be planning attacks in the UAE, possibly against Westerners and/or Western interests.

Canadians are advised to maintain a high level of personal security awareness at all times, particularly in areas frequented by foreigners, or at events or locations in which large numbers of foreigners may gather.

I'll admit, I'm a bit naive about these things (I bought the 9/11 report but never actually read it.) With the exception of September 11th, 'terrorism' is something that happens in far-away places. I guess it's a different story when that far-away place is home.

The term "terrorist" is just a bit too vague for me. One of the articles mentioned Al Qaeda specifically but I generally tune out when I hear non-specific labels like "terrorists" and "the enemy" and dismiss it as scare-mongering by Dub-ya and company.

On the one hand I am surprised that Islamic 'terrorists' (whoever they are) would target Muslim nations; Saudi Arabia is also on high alert, THE most stringent Islamic nation anywhere hands down! I don't get it. However, I can conceive of Dubai as a target. It is the most liberal society in the region and that could attract the ire of the less tolerant for pandering to the West (and therefore less 'Muslim'). Dubai was described as the "lost sibling of the Emirates family" so apparently even the other Emirates are a little put off by Dubai's ambitions of wealth and notoriety.
This is a little disconcerting, I must say but all I can really do is heed the advice of the experts and be more aware of what's going on. Part of the reason I came to this part of the world was to understand other ways of thinking. One can try to understand the 'terrorists' without condoning terrorism.

A few more articles on the web ...
ABC News Australia website
Travelbite.co.uk
The Telegraph (another UK newspaper)

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Updated: Inspiration from Steve Jobs

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Update: If you can't see the video here, go to You Tube and search for "Steve Jobs' 2005 Stanford Commencement Address".

Wishing my sister huge congratulations on completing her Masters of Education at U of C. Way to go, Pam!

Friday, June 06, 2008

What ... ???

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The English language (in its many renditions and accents) is quite prevalent in Dubai, almost more so than Arabic, much to the chagrin of the Emiratis. There are many non-English speaking nationalities all trying to communicate in a language that is not their first and many are "self taught". We have an Italian Engineer who went to Ireland to learn English - that's a unique accent! The Hindu-English combination is sometimes referred to as "Hing-lish".

I have been tasked at work with organizing and filing our product library. I had a visit last week from a supplier of acrylic products, two Indian sales reps introduced their products, samples and portfolio and their presentation included a letter of introduction:

"We request you to kindly let us have your enquiries to enable us to submit the product catalogues and samples to participate in your future creations and tenders."
Huh?

To their credit, it must be difficult to do business (especially sales!) in a language that is not their native tongue so ya gotta cut them some slack.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

In the News: Shaikh Nasser dies in copter crash; UAE mourns

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Shaikh Nasser dies in copter crash; UAE mourns
By Ahmed Abdul Aziz (Staff Reporter)

3 June 2008

ABU DHABI - President His Highness Shaikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan on Tuesday announced the death of Shaikh Nasser bin Zayed Al Nahyan, who died on Monday night when a helicopter carrying him and his colleagues crashed into the Gulf waters.

Shaikh Nasser was the brother of President His Highness Shaikh Khalifa bin Zayed. The Ministry of Presidential Affairs announced three days official mourning starting Tuesday.

His Highness Shaikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai, also declared a three-day mourning period starting on Tuesday in Dubai.

During the period of mourning for Shaikh Nasser bin Zayed Al Nahyan, work in all government departments and in the rest of the public and private sectors will continue as normal, and there will be no closure of offices, it has been announced by an authorised source at the Ministry of Cabinet Affairs.

Funeral prayers for Shaikh Nasser and his colleagues will be performed at the Shaikh Sultan bin Zayed mosque in Al Bateen. President Shaikh Khalifa will receive condolences at his Mushrif Palace after the funeral service on Tuesday.

Khaleej Times
The Gulf News

Soccer Pool

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There are 2 sports that are big here that I never really paid much attention to back home. I’ve watched a bit of cricket on TV and had it briefly explained to me but I don’t get it ... its like baseball ... kinda sorta but not really. Today my co-worker started a football (soccer) pool for the 2008 UEFA European Football Championship. Even though I know almost nothing about football (soccer), I threw in my 50 dirhams (about $14CDN) and in the random draw of teams, I got Portugal which (I’m told) have a pretty good shot at it. Woohoo! First match is June 7 against Turkey. Whoever's team wins the championship gets the 800 dirham pot (about $218CDN) ... Go Portugal!!!

Euro2008 Official Website
Wikipedia ... gotta love Wikipedia :-)

Monday, June 02, 2008

Life goes on

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I woke up this morning feeling tired and gloomy. Then it occurred to me that waking up in the morning is a privilege not to be taken for granted. So life goes on. I may write more about my co-worker and last week’s events but I'll do that some other time. To dwell on the sadness only perpetuates the ripple effect that is felt even this far away.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Waterbugs and Dragonflies

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Waterbugs and Dragonflies
by Doris Stickney

Down below the surface of a quiet pond lived a little colony of water bugs. They were a happy colony, living far away from the sun. For many months they were
very busy, scurrying over the soft mud on the bottom of the pond. They did notice that every once in awhile one of their colony seemed to lose interest in going about. Clinging to the stem of a pond lily it gradually moved out of sight and was seen no more.

"Look!" said one of the water bugs to another. "One of our colony is climbing up the lily stalk. Where do you think she is going?" Up, up, up it slowly went ... Even as they watched, the water bug disappeared from sight. Its friends waited and waited but it didn't return ...

"That's funny!" said one water bug to another. "Wasn't she happy here?" asked a second. "Where do you suppose she went?" wondered a third.

No one had an answer. They were greatly puzzled. Finally one of the water bugs, a leader in the colony, gathered its friends together. "I have an idea. The next one of us who climbs up the lily stalk must promise to come back and tell us where he or she went and why."

"We promise", they said solemnly.

One spring day, not long after, the very water bug who had suggested the plan found himself climbing up the lily stalk. Up, up, up, he went. Before he knew what was happening, he had broke through the surface of the water and fallen onto the broad, green lily pad above.

When he awoke, he looked about with surprise. He couldn't believe what he saw. A startling change had come to his old body. His movement revealed four silver wings and a long tail. Even as he struggled, he felt an impulse to move his wings. The warmth of the sun soon dried the moisture from the new body. He moved his wings again and suddenly found himself up above the water. He had become a dragonfly!!

Swooping and dipping in great curves, he flew through the air. He felt exhilarated in the new atmosphere. By and by the new dragonfly lighted happily on a lily pad to rest. Then it was that he chanced to look below to the bottom of the pond. Why, he was right above his old friends, the water bugs! There they were scurrying around, just as he had been doing some time before.

The dragonfly remembered the promise: "The next one of us who climbs up the lily stalk will come back and tell where he or she went and why." Without thinking, the dragonfly darted down. Suddenly he hit the surface of the water and bounced away. Now that he was a dragonfly, he could no longer go into the water ... "I can't return!" he said in dismay. "At least, I tried. But I can't keep my promise. Even if I could go back, not one of the water bugs would know me in my new body. I guess I'll just have to wait until they become dragonflies too. Then they'll understand what has happened to me, and where I went."

And the dragonfly winged off happily into its wonderful new world of sun and air .......